Bush-Cheney’s Pasta of Mass Destruction (with a Texas Longhorn Beef Chuck Ragu) First Courses / Italian 'primi', pastas, gnocchi and rice / Pasta Noir Recipes 0 Pretend you’re stupid so you’ll get elected President. Not a problem. Then invade Iraq. Never mind that has nothing to do with pasta. Hell, we’d invade Italy if we had to. And we’d invade France jus’ for the fun of it.